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Gas Station 12/17/2019
2019-12-17 19:56 Fellow employee: There’s a 20 dollar bill in there (the register) Me: Okay... Fellow employee: I’d advise you not to try...
Gas Station 11/10/2019
2019-11-10 20:32 Customer: I put 3 quarters in the air machine and it’s still acting like it wants money. Me: That thing takes $1.50 not ...
Gas Station 06/12/2019
2019-06-12 19:51 Customer comes to the window with his card saying it won’t work. Me: What’s the pump saying? Customer: See cashier Me: ...
Gas Station 06/09/2019
2019-06-09 19:49 Customer: Your air compressor’s not working. Me: Oh.. Customer: Yeah I put 3 quarters in and nothing. Me: 3 quarters...?...
Gas Station 05/10/2019
2019-05-10 20:29 his happened last night and I’m paraphrasing... Customer: Hey how are you? Me: Good, you? Customer: Not too great, I’ll...
Gas Station 04/28/2019
2019-04-28 20:31 Customer: I don’t know how much it’ll take but take 30 out of that for it Me: Alright I take her 40 bucks, input 30 with...
Gas Station 04/28/2019
2019-04-28 20:28 Car pulls up. Trunk opens. Gas tank cover opens. Customer gets out. Customer shuts the trunk. Customer carries on. Yep....
Gas Station 04/14/2019
2019-04-14 19:47 Twice today I’ve had customers come up to the window explaining their cards won’t work. “unknown card” and “card not rea...