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20-10-10+20
2016-12-06 12:29 Customer: (While handing me a 20.00.) Can I have 2 tens? Me: Sure. (I make the change and give it to him.) Customer: (Ha...
Tracyisms 12/04/2016
2016-12-04 20:52 When you try to use the key to the gas station kiosk to start your car, you just might be a little tired.
Prepay Tip
2016-11-27 13:36 Customer: If I'm paying cash can I just pump? Me: No you have to prepay when paying with cash. Customer: Even though...
Candy Bar
2016-11-17 20:41 Customer: I think I have 50 cents off a gallon, can you check for me? Me: (After I check) You are correct, in fact you a...
Urban Dictionary
2016-11-10 19:09 See?!? Even Urban Dictionary says I have a fine ass. I think it deserves its own zip code and National Holiday! Tracy&...
2016-11-05 20:39 So the calendar on my new phone goes back all the way to 4716 BC. Mind=blown!
How Did I Get Here?
2016-08-24 20:06 Me: "Sometimes I drive to work and have no idea how I got there." Walmart Cashier: "You too?!?!?"
Dear Mosquitoes
2016-08-01 16:30 Dear mosquitoes: Would it help you get your Tracy fix faster if I just tear my skin clean off?