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Dear Customers:

Just what do you think happens to currency on a windy day when you don't hand it to the gas station attendant or put it underneath the wire spring designed to hold it in place from the elements...???

That's right. It blows away. You must all really be wanting to chase your damned money all through the parking lot. If I weren't such a nice person I'd grant your wishes.