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...a day in the life...
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Customer: I think I have 50 cents off a gallon, can you check for me?
Me: (After I check) You are correct, in fact you are one point away from 60 cents off a gallon. If you buy a candy bar I can make that happen.

lol I sound like a freaking drug dealer.