Customer comes to the window with his card saying it won’t work.
Me: What’s the pump saying?
Customer: See cashier
Me: There are 2 ways we can deal with this. I can come out and try to work my magic or you can prepay here.
Customer: Yeah come on out and see what you can do, I gotta fill up.
As I’m walking to the pump he’s telling me he gets so frustrated with these things. Then he ducks in the car and tells the wifey type person in the car, in that annoyed and frustrated voice that his card won’t work
Me: Okay.. first.. do you have any gas points?
Customer: No
Me: Okay...
I slide the card and *bam*!! It works on the first try.
I triumphantly, “Ha-HAAA!!!”
Dude sees this happen.. jaw hanging open.. says to me, “Oh I hate you”
I bust out laughing.
He then reports the results to wifey type person with a changed tone of amazement.
2 points to me! Damn I’m good!
