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Customer complaints #20,486:

Customer: I scanned my bonus card, slid my debit card and it told me to pick up the nozzle and select my grade of gas.
Me: ....Is that not what you wanted?
Him: It won't let me select it.
Me: Okay, let me come out.

I go out, and it works just fine.