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Prepay Tip
2016-11-27 13:36 Customer: If I'm paying cash can I just pump? Me: No you have to prepay when paying with cash. Customer: Even though...
Candy Bar
2016-11-17 20:41 Customer: I think I have 50 cents off a gallon, can you check for me? Me: (After I check) You are correct, in fact you a...
Magic Touch
2016-07-08 20:04 Customer complaints #20,486: Customer: I scanned my bonus card, slid my debit card and it told me to pick up the nozzle...
Air
2015-12-27 20:35 Dear Customers: Just what do you think happens to currency on a windy day when you don't hand it to the gas station...
Oops
2015-09-23 20:51 Tonight's funny is brought to you by yours truly, because after about 2 years of being in the gas station at job 2 a...